Having grown exasperated waiting for me to dress in the mornings, Wilson has invented something of real value! He is calling his invention 'Oddsies!'
What he proposes is that he makes it fashionable to wear non-matching socks by marketing packs of odd socks, or 'Oddsies!', thus saving the fashionable gentleman up to 10 minutes every day searching for matching or closely-similar socks.
I objected that this was just wearing odd socks, but Wilson smiled and said, 'That's the beauty of the idea! You won't be wearing just odd socks, you'll be wearing Oddsies! You'll be wearing Oddsies! by Wilson Vermilingua! I will create a need, then I will fulfil that need. That is how fashion works!'
Perhaps he will, after all, be a millionaire before he is seven… he certainly has the inventive, entrepreneurial instinct!
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