Wilson is still waiting to hear from the Vatican about his job application, and now he's realised that not only is Red Nose Day only a couple of weeks away, National Ant Day is next Monday!
He's training for both events simultaneously… by sleeping a lot while wearing his red nose. He's given me strict instructions that if the Vatican should Skype him I'm to wake him and ensure that he removes his red nose before speaking to the Cardinals. He thinks that even though it's for charity, talking to a prospective employer while wearing what he describes as a comedic prosthetic hooter might seem disrespectful.
He's probably right. I've never seen any Pope wearing a red nose.
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