Following the shock resignation of the Pope yesterday, Wilson is writing his CV so he can apply for the job himself. As he pointed out to me, not only would Wilson the 1st be the first Costa Rican Pope, he would also be the first Flying Spaghetti Monsterist to hold the post.
I advised him to play down this aspect of his spiritual life.
Halfway through writing his CV, W closed the MacBook with a sigh and said, 'What's the point? We'll all be dead before I even get appointed! It's such a shame, I could have issued such great Edicts. And Papal Bulls…'
I think he was really looking forward to driving around in the PopeMobile.
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