Wilson came out of the bathroom to sleep last night… but today he's back in there again. He says he's having a good soak so that the microbes in all his crevices will drown. He has drawn up a chart to remind him of all the places requiring 'special attention.'
If I can't snap him out of this, soon he'll be surrounded by Kleenex boxes, wearing rubber gloves and generally behaving like Howard Hughes!
In fact, just to be on the safe side, I'm going to hide the DVD of Ice Station Zebra...
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