For the past few days Wilson has immersed himself in researching the Ideal Holiday Destination. Front runners are Disneyworld, Australia, Canada, Thailand and, inexplicably, Worthing.
He had wanted to go to Antarctica (indeed, that was on his list of New Year's Resolutions) but only because he thought it was full of ants; once he discovered that it was full of snow he immediately crossed it off his list.
It would be very convenient if he were to decide on somewhere that didn't require a passport. Or a bank loan.
No comments:
Post a Comment