Last night Wilson cooked a very large meal and ate far more than usual. He washed it down with a lot of Ant Gin. Then he announced that he was bored with waiting for Xmas and he was going to hibernate until Xmas Eve.
We both know that anteaters do not naturally hibernate, but he thought that with enough food and drink inside him, together with the current cold weather, it should be achievable.
He made me promise to post his letter to Father Xmas, and to wake him on Xmas Eve. Then he took himself off to the tumble dryer and retired.
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