AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
(And for once, it does not involve mis-sold Payment Protection Insurance)
Wilson suspects that a scurrilous paparazzo may have used a long lens to shoot some topless photos of him.
If you come across them, perhaps in some French or Italian Celebrity Scandal-Mag, or on the Internet, he begs you not to look at them as it would cause him extreme embarrassment.
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