Kidnapped!

Another sleepless night for Wilson, still overwrought about his missing toy Antony. 

Over coffee this morning he told me that he had been thinking about it all night and decided that the ants had kidnapped Antony in revenge for his cancelling the Britain's Got Ants auditions. Now he won't move away from the telephone in case he receives a ransom call. 

I don't know about this - do ants use the telephone? I'd have thought a very tiny ransom note slipped under the door would be more likely.