16/06/2012

Birthday Honours List


Wilson was up at the crack of eight o'clock to check the Queen's Birthday Honours List to see whether Her Majesty has 'formalised' (as he put it) his OBE. She hasn't. 
'Gary Barlow?!' he ranted, 'What has he ever done? Sing a few songs and organise a party! I can sing! I could organise a party, probably! How hard can it be?'
On the other hand, he does have a soft spot for the lovely Jenny 'It's my Daddy!' Agutter. He loved her in The Railway Children. 'Is she old enough to get an OBE though?' he pondered. 'She can't be a day over twelve! But then, I myself am only five...'

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