06/05/2012

The Premiere!


Last night, Wilson held his Red Carpet Premiere for Titanic: The Film. All of Uckfield's glitterati were in attendance: The Mayor, Antony, a rather ill-mannered reporter from the Uckfield Examiner (who complained constantly and loudly about the refreshments) and some curious onlookers. 
W told me that James Cameron had sent his apologies (although that seems a little unlikely) and Downing Street had asked why David Cameron hadn't received an invitation. I'm sorry there wasn't time to invite you, but it had perforce to be a last-minute arrangement before the management of The Picture House got wind of it.
As promised generous portions of ant-based snacks and Ant Wine were provided, and W signed a lot of autographs for the hospital A&E nurses and doctors as he kindly accompanied some of the guests to the hospital while they had their stomachs pumped. 

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