I've been feeling much better today… until I went upstairs and found the bath full of dark brown lumpy goop. I went to let it down the drain but Wilson went apoplectic, telling me it's his mother's secret recipe soup, containing some of his best ants.
I asked him whether he cleaned the bath before he put the soup in it, but he changed the subject and bustled off to do some work on his e-commerce website.
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